What do you call a beautiful woman having sex with a comedian?

Pretty fucking funny! See I told you there'd be bad jokes as well.

Speaking however of beauty, we have two new gins The London No.1 and the Nr. 3. They’re both excellent, so far of 6 people who’ve tasted both, the No. 1 was preferred by 4…

The London No. 1 is the only blue gin I've seen, however, the Nr. 3 just won "World's Best Gin" award at ISC... so you'll have to make up your own mind.

Note: The numbers have no relation to each other (and there is no Nr. 2, yet)